Bowser, the local plumber's union rep to report their suspicions, and soon Mario was called up for a meeting, required to take a drug test and subsequently fired for going around high on the job all day. Then, unfortunately the job-runner had no choice but to get the union involved. At least until calls started flooding into the office about their star plumber's shoddy craftsmanship and thousand yard stare. Life was peachy, not only did he have a valuable, high-paying job but he loved every minute of it now, everything was perfect. He continued to take them on the job and soon enough Luigi's became a frequent stop on Mario's route. He found the change amazing, what before was nothing but unpleasant toil through other people's literal waste was suddenly an adventure just like Luigi said, every step of the journey exhilarating. After arriving at his next jobsite he tried one and went to work. Well, despondent as he was with his life Mario was intrigued and accepted the mushrooms. Even the most mundane tasks will be an adventure on these." When he finished the man professed that he had no money with which to pay Mario, but instead pro-offered him a bag of mushrooms he had grown himself, proclaiming "brother, these are the best in the world. ![]() I never got the impression that Mario was gay from the super Mario games, I never really got the impression his sexuality was explored at all, just a guy constantly chasing after a better life.Ĭounter-interpretation of real life Mario: There once was an Italian plumber named Mario, he was the best at what he did which was why he did it but he hated it because plumbing is just.well it isn't fun work, even coming from me, a guy who enjoys all other forms of construction work enough that he repairs delapadated houses in his down time for fun after coming home from a job where he does the same kind of work.Īnyway, one fateful day Mario was called to the house of a certain drug trafficker named Luigi, whose constant flower-smoking gave him a contact high as he worked. Mario gets an idea, what if he breaks the 4th wall and looks for REAL LIFE males, he leaps off the screen, he awaits a call, he gets a call from so many men, he visits them and then they become a REAL LIFE COUPLE.Ĭonclusion: Mario is now gay, he visits people in REAL LIFE and has a relationship. ![]() "How does that proof that he is real?", you see, what I am about to tell you will BLOW YOUR MIND!! Since Mario has switched sexuality, he is trying to find a good lookin' man! But there is none in the super mario land! Every single Male character are rather his cousins or his brother, luigi. He had enough of peach and her antics! He decides he wants to become gay. THERE IS NO DISCLAIMER THAT IT SAYS ITS FAKE! "But ruuuuux! its fake! he of course wouldnt say that!" Oh no, I have more proof, Super mario has a game called Super mario Galaxy, Super mario galaxy is a fan favourite of the Mario Franchise, but once you look closely into the title screen, you can see that it says 'u r mr gay', which is incredibely offensive! Or is it? You see, Mario gets cucked ALOT, everytime he saves the princess she gets taken by bowser, the amount of times this happens to Mario, he starts to think that she is actually doing this, that she is doing this all for her amusement, that's what switched Mario. So, super mario in real life would be physically impossible, BUT! I have found something that may prove the super mario IS in real life! "How is it possible? he is a fictional character.", while I was searching the web to find my conclusion, I found a video called "I CALLED SUPER MARIO AT 3:00 *DO NOT CALL HIM* 666", most people who would watch that video would see that it is bullcrap, but, if you look in the description. Super mario in real life? Super? Mario? REAL LIFE?
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